My name is Tomio and I am cooler than Donny

The title says it all really, but whatever.

Yo yo yo, check it
it's ya boy Lil' Tomio from South-side Tokyo
now listen up y'all to my gangsta flow
I'm student by day, straight thuggin' by night
and I never knew being bad could feel so right
and one!
I'm livin' free, and here's a shout out to my homies in DRD, yo!
straight reppin' cow-town,
to the bay area and back down
look to the stars paddlin' hard erryday without a frown, yeah
yeah, through the water we fly,Treasure Island, Long Beach, eye on the prize
we a young team, new blood, fame on the rise uh!
race day, keep it low, focus in, give em' a show
paddlers are you ready, nervous but I keep it steady
keep it buried, keep it strong, don't let haters tell you wrong
through the finish, light it up, striving for that college cup
faster still, give it more, pullin' on that steering oar
out of breath, I'm nearing death but EXTREME POWER STOP!
Yeah, let it ride, oh did we win? I'm hardly surprised
Hater's be hatin' but naw can't deny
y'all want us mad but on the contrary
we just paddle it out, keepin' it Legendairy

Y'all keep it real, mah album's about to drop REAL soon. The name's Lil' Tomio or T-DAWG, best remember.


...kay that was stupid, now for a real introduction.

Name: Tomio Hayase-Izu (Toe-me-oh Ha-yah-seh-ee-zoo)
Education: Soon-to-be sophomore, soon-to-be Environmental Policy and Analysis major
Occupation: Unemployed/financial parasite
Origin: San Jose
Ethnicity: 4th gen Japanese American (I took one year of Japanese but I really can't speak anything)
Hobbies: Badminton, graphic design, and of course, dragon boat
Dragon boat teams: DRD, DieselFish
Paddling experience: About two years now? I forget.
I LIKE PEARL TEA

I use facebook too much. I like cats. I like Miyazaki movies, especially Totoro. Don't worry, I am perfectly aware that I am short and skinny, it is unnecessary to remind me. I know I am a gangster, so don't bother telling me that I'm not or else I'll pop a cap in yo' bitch-ass. Just kidding, I'll probably just say something stupid like

Quote :

Y'all can take the boy out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the boy -Abraham Lincon.

I don't know what else to say because it is 1:20 in the morning and I have class early tomorrow and I have to plan a speech and what am I doing with my life oh please help me dear Jesus.

Edit: fixed title. - Donny

HOLY CRAP your rap is awesome. We should TOTALLY use some of it for a chant at the race, no joke:

Hater's be hatin' but naw can't deny
y'all want us mad but on the contrary
we just paddle it out, keepin' it Legendairy

Too cool. Always so talented, Mr. Hayase-Izu. Welcome to the forum

...Donny did you really go and change my topic title?

Wow

..... THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME.

DANG TOMIO. Didn't know you were black on the inside. I mean that in the most non-racially offensive way possible (actually it's a compliment, Dale would be proud).

Bet y'all didn't know I got game.

HAHAH I FORGOT THERE WERE FACTS ABOUT YOU. i just read the rap. HAHA.

Cool rap.

Is it bad if I read it with this melody in my head? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwl6ZD3SA2w

haha, it was good though.

Tomio, can you record yourself rapping it and put it on youtube?

CQ wrote:

Cool rap.

Is it bad if I read it with this melody in my head? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwl6ZD3SA2w

haha, it was good though.

lol i did the same

omfg Miyazaki films!!!!!! yeeeeeeeee i believe i watched every one. even ones he only did the storyboard for or co-wrote.

DUDE CAN WE PUT THIS ON A SHIRT? NO JOKE.

Quote :

I'm livin' free, and here's a shout out to my homies in DRD, yo!
straight reppin' cow-town,
to the bay area and back down
look to the stars paddlin' hard erryday without a frown, yeah
yeah, through the water we fly,Treasure Island, Long Beach, eye on the prize
we a young team, new blood, fame on the rise uh!
race day, keep it low, focus in, give em' a show
paddlers are you ready, nervous but I keep it steady
keep it buried, keep it strong, don't let haters tell you wrong
through the finish, light it up, striving for that college cup
faster still, give it more, pullin' on that steering oar
out of breath, I'm nearing death but EXTREME POWER STOP!
Yeah, let it ride, oh did we win? I'm hardly surprised
Hater's be hatin' but naw can't deny
y'all want us mad but on the contrary
we just paddle it out, keepin' it Legendairy

Or maybe just

Quote :

Hater's be hatin' but naw can't deny
y'all want us mad but on the contrary
we just paddle it out, keepin' it Legendairy

???????!